1) Wake up on the wrong side of the bed, ready to greet the world with your grouchy badness.
2) Wash your hair a second time by accident instead of using conditioner to ensure you have a bad hair day.
3) Add Soy milk, protein powder, strawberries and flax meal and mix well in blender until it explodes all over your kitchen.
4) Leave for work hungry and pissed off.
5) Turn around and go home to get your tea (because if you don't have that little bit of caffeine you'll disembowel your first customer).
6) Run out of gas coasting into the parking lot.
7) Be late for work.
8) Realise you have a great big stain on the front of your blouse.
9) Leave your lunch sitting in the sun in your car until it will probably give you botchulism.
10) Eat it anyway because you already missed breakfast.
Strangely enough, I feel much better now!